who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
- Romantic date idea: eating pussy under the stars
I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
- police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
- me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
- police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
- in memory of a deceased loved one
- because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
- because it is your favorite quote
- because it’s from your favorite TV show
- to show dedication to your romantic partner
- because you liked the design
- because it has a deep meaning to you
- because you were young and stupid
- because you fucking wanted to.this this this, a million times yes.